This is nuts! A squirrel managed to get into a social club’s bar and decided to throw himself a little party. We’re talking the kind of party that afterwards you wake up in dumpster only to find out that the authorities have a warrant out for your arrest.
When an employee, Sam Boulter, came in the next morning for work the squirrel was sauntering around like nothing happened even though the floor was covered in beer bottles and spilled liquor. Boulter was puzzled, but concerned for the fuzzy drunkard:
“I’ve never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.”
The befuddled rodent was coaxed into a wastebasket using a shot of Tequila as bait and released. He was later caught pretending to be a guest at nearby wedding reception in an apparent attempt to access the open bar.
— Mirror Weird News (@MirrorWeirdNews) July 16, 2015